Hi. Call me Uzzie, I’m from Wishaw in Scotland. Follow @uzziedaman !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");Tumblr (3.0; @uzziedemon)http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aaf693123057ce2176012b9c72391e2d/tumblr_mmg9peQe2u1s8ug3uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/53122534321http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/53122534321Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:06:21 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19a629e905aa9e96ac03a95f7f0c54b2/tumblr_mnu3v6oW6I1s330lto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/53048294085http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/53048294085Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:41:44 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9caf25a939221c219435de68b3a7606d/tumblr_mod6r7RMMx1rnr6h1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sebastienmillon.tumblr.com/post/52921961869/free-pandas" target="_blank">sebastienmillon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Free Pandas”</p> </blockquote>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/53047499234http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/53047499234Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:29:36 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ed39b0ae9a64e7784be14ee04cbd8d3/tumblr_mo8d1yzR291snsw47o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52806082832http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52806082832Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:57:40 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b1d1e624b63975b6244595f836275be/tumblr_moain8IHft1rrl8kio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52806004942http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52806004942Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:56:30 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/229dd9b89337d83754afbb0de611c471/tumblr_mo37ioWQW71spxc6mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805924536http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805924536Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:55:17 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/904a895b9ef820abe8065d9cc1e23454/tumblr_moadlafFwy1svof3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805807879http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805807879Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:53:30 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb6de0942f85e65f89ed94274fbfc71e/tumblr_moam45Jgin1rmlu1to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://valetudinarians.tumblr.com/post/52804330615/http-whrt-it-171qaj4" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">valetudinarians</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>• on @weheartit.com - <a href="http://whrt.it/171qaJ4" target="_blank"><a href="http://whrt.it/171qaJ4" target="_blank">http://whrt.it/171qaJ4</a></a></p></blockquote>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805568890http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805568890Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:49:55 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63569187bd9051a17da2ce306887b4f1/tumblr_moammsQHph1sumy6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805471619http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805471619Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:48:29 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91089a0ae47d4c1c3ed61d68b0edbd5c/tumblr_moamv5yCt71rhlhamo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805437144http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805437144Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:47:57 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6abbc9c479930fba6373522a5ca37693/tumblr_moamaqjEV01rkyy8ko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805412158http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52805412158Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:47:34 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1inagjPz11qjc1a7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52556452505http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52556452505Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:19:42 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3e075472fd61f9f1286c489ea331a67/tumblr_mnww0bfznJ1rkxohko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52218171920http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52218171920Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:24:39 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f957aebebd416faa04b8ea3315f4018d/tumblr_mntwjftIoe1s5lg4ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52216739034http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52216739034Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:48:30 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abe631a58a3c2771819d8fcd80011ca8/tumblr_mnvopmkYFP1rkfzwto1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52216702264http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52216702264Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:47:31 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aff87caa15ded2e643a5b338b1bdd403/tumblr_mnuml68TkE1r0ix14o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f31bd42aba59ee1794b7bff49ed1de21/tumblr_mnuml68TkE1r0ix14o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20694209efbd37f47eab4c9278d2d50e/tumblr_mnuml68TkE1r0ix14o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52216628899http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52216628899Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:45:38 +0100<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qZMX6H6YY1M?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demposts.tumblr.com/post/52074068085/did-venusblowyour-mind-turmanology" target="_blank">demposts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://did-venusblowyour-mind.tumblr.com/post/52073341249/turmanology-pendingpendulums" target="_blank">did-venusblowyour-mind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turmanology.tumblr.com/post/45813273166/pendingpendulums-passionisthewriting" target="_blank">turmanology</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pendingpendulums.tumblr.com/post/45812928989/passionisthewriting-karkatcarrotcake" target="_blank">pendingpendulums</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://passionisthewriting.tumblr.com/post/45808588311" target="_blank">passionisthewriting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karkatcarrotcake.tumblr.com/post/45798044249" target="_blank">karkatcarrotcake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misslizettte.tumblr.com/post/44437838350/this-is-the-saddest-commercial-ive-ever-seen-in" target="_blank">misslizettte</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life</strong></p> <p>WHAT KIND OF FUCKING COMMERCIAL IS THIS? ALL OF THAT EMOTIONAL TURMOIL I JUST WENT THROUGH JUST TO SELL INSURANCE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS TERRIBLE, IM LITERALLY CRYING OMG</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god. Tears…</p> </blockquote> <p>I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO ACTUALLy CRY DAMMIT</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT THE FUCK</p> </blockquote> <p>I FUCKING CRIED IN MY CHEMISTRY CLASS AND ITS SILENT REVIEW DAY</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT’S SO SAD OH MY GOD</p> <p>Just lost my man card :(</p> </blockquote>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52209570061http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52209570061Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:03:05 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aroihkin.tumblr.com/post/29196553135/freyjas-the-vashta-nerada-i-find-it-pretty" target="_blank">aroihkin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freyjas.tumblr.com/post/29103906004/the-vashta-nerada-i-find-it-pretty-fucking" target="_blank">freyjas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/13549563737" target="_blank">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.</li> <li>and frankly, i’m a bit offended.</li> <li>AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? </li> <li>WELL FUCK YOU </li> <li>MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST </li> <li>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>what if we have tho</p> <p>what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids</p> <p>what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ljdn6LDn1r2vpoy.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52042553844http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52042553844Mon, 03 Jun 2013 08:21:36 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obesitycore.tumblr.com/post/42898199254/the-really-shitty-thing-about-being-told-that" target="_blank">obesitycore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told </p> </blockquote>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52027665304http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52027665304Mon, 03 Jun 2013 04:07:11 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc867c848bbbfc7a077de7c10858cd31/tumblr_mns4bwnZm01rioirvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52002838396http://uzziedemon.tumblr.com/post/52002838396Sun, 02 Jun 2013 22:45:14 +0100